A New Fear...

I had my iPod on shuffle earlier and a Shakira song came on. I only have a few of her songs but I really enjoy the ones I have. So, I listened and it got me thinking. She is only 5'2 and I'm pretty sure she could kick my ass. She's all pretty with those curves and what-not but I am secretly a little bit afraid of her. She sings about these men who have completely wronged her and she is just all strong and bad-ass about it. I would be afraid to make her mad. Or cross her. Or look at her wrongly. Yet at the same time I would probably get naked with her...