Ranch Bottles, Starbursts, and Freezers Included

Today, I once again found myself standing there watching my finger bleed due to some random mishap with an ordinary object when it occurred to me that the quite extensive list of things I have burned and/or cut my fingers on is really quite odd. It is full of non-hot/sharp objects that really should cause no harm. And the few actually sharp or hot things on there have odd circumstances surrounding it. I at first thought I was just clumsy in an extraordinary way. But now I think that it is more that I am just distracted. No matter what the reason I think I need to keep away from harmless objects and surround myself with dangerous ones. They never seem to hurt me.

Beyond the Bucket List

As I was lying in bed the other night I decided that while bucket-lists are good fun and can actually be quite productive, I decided I also needed a post-bucket-list. Or, rather, a list of things I want to do after I am dead. There are a few people I have promised that I will haunt after I die. And that is at the top of my list. It would be great fun to haunt someone. Hide their stuff and watch them search, creep them out at night, if you be a creeper yourself you can watch them whilst they are naked. The typical poltergeist stuff is amusing, but being a horror movie type haunt is just outright fun. I think I will pick my top horror ghosts and draw inspiration for them. Not outright copy, but draw elements from. And as a ghost you can do the random and inexplicable acts you always have the urge to do but cannot. But, as a ghost people are just like "Yeah, they're weird. They do what they do for mysterious reasons we cannot fathom." They don't realize that everyone would do this given the chance. Then of course on my list is the typical travel and discover the mysteries of the universe. However, I can only hope I have more time to expand this list while working on my bucket list. Also, on a side note, Tron was awesome.

Castiel Trumps

I finished season 5 of Supernatural today. It was amazing. I liked it much better than the fourth. I liked the emotion in this one. I also liked that there seemed to be a few more cases that weren't focused around angels and demons. And the ones that were were much better. I also loved Castiel. He was hilarious. And sexy. Very sexy. Not to say that Sam and Dean weren't, Dean is unable to not be sexy, but Cass gave them some competition. He beat Sam, didn't quite beat Dean though. Not sure anyone quite can... but I won't deny that Castiel was damn close. I also liked Sam more in this season than I have any other season. He proved himself not to be a complete douche. He also proved his loyalty to Dean, and it was long overdue. And those inner-demons of his were less irritating in this season. He finally decided to deal with them more than whine about them or guilt-trip over them. Dean had some of the most emotional issues in this season and I fully approved. It didn't hurt that he looks gorgeous when he cries. Bobby had some traumas too but remained badass. And Castiel has already been discussed. There is my spoiler-free response.

I Feel So Cheap

I have this friend that is a total mooch. She always wants me to just give her everything. Food, money, love. You know that kinda stuff. And now she is going to be staying with me for a month. I see bankruptcy in my near future. At 18. Pretty pathetic. And she thinks I don't mind because she thinks I love her. I allow her to think this because I am a humanitarian by nature. She is also trying to take over my bed. I heard her discussing a plot to get me drunk so she can take advantage of me. I feel violated (and I only slightly like it). There is one other important thing in life that I gave her but I can't reveal what that is or her identity will be obvious. And I am fully expecting her to read this. And she better enjoy it. I posted it just for her. Not only it but I posted for her in general. And I am letting her live with me and eat with me and be in my life. And for what? Guess I do love her after all....

A Night That Was Only Somewhat Wasted

I went and saw Burlesque tonight. I wasn't a huge fan of it. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't good either. I did like Cher in it. Say what you will about her penis, but she has a good voice and is pretty badass. The movie also taught me a couple of valuable life lessons. 1) Air rights will get you out of a fix. 2) Oppurtunity only knocks for a little while, and while it may seem like you missed the door, you can always open it and yell for the person and they come back. Always conveniently right in time. I should have gone and watched Unstoppable. Though, I did see The Warrior's Way yesterday and I really liked that one, even if Kate Bosworth was in it. Even the old dude trying to sit on me half-way through the movie didn't ruin it.

I Am Not Comfortable With The Unexpected Clown

There is a clown in my living room. I am hiding out upstairs. I am not afraid of clowns but I do not like sititng in a circle with a bunch of five-year-olds looking at a clown doing weird stuff. I find clowns stupid. And not a good stupid. Though, this chick has some talent with the balloons. I usually don't blog unless I have something to say, but I have run out of things to do whilst hiding from clowns and children. And this is just about as intelligent as anything I normally say anyway. I'm getting hungry but the clown is blocking the kitchen. I will probably just wait for the cupcakes. Cupcakes are a good breakfast at 1 in the afternoon no matter what anybody says. I am excited for the new cupcake store. The one that is already there is ok but the new one looks so much more colorful and pretty. I think the clown left so I am done with this. And I am sure we are all thankful.

Perhaps My Favorite Ancient Deity?

I have decided that Isis is just about the coolest goddess ever. While she is a huge symbol of femininity and woman-power, I don't feel like that was what made her so awesome. But that may just be because I honestly find feminists and woman's rights fanatics irritating. It just isn't needed in America anymore. We have our rights, so move onto other subjects or other countries. Anyway, back to Isis. What I like about her is that she didn't exactly act like a goddess. She kind of just went about her thing. She was down on earthly planes grinding corn with the rest of us. And she was devout to one lover, Osiris, which is a bit strange for those ancient gods. Though, it was usually the men who were a bit more of the run-arounds. She also overthrew Ra. And overthrowing the main god is pretty bad ass. It also reveals a darker side to her. But instead of it being her downfall it is her uprising. Plus, she manages to find every single piece of a dismembered body that was sent down the Nile and in any direction Set decided to throw them. Pretty legit stuff right there.