Procrastination

So, I am sitting here helping Aubry write a ten-page research paper that is due in the morning. Yes, we did start on it around four or five o'clock this evening. This all-night rush brings back memories. I am proud of her though. I have only seen her get on facebook once, and only for about five minutes, and only to talk to me about a woman who was marrying her dildo. For we could not say this in front of Aubry's grandma. Oh, and Grandma also informed us that Aubry and I were going to be marrying. So I will take this oppurtunity to announce to my three followers (of which I am fairly sure only Ashley regularly checks their updates) that Aubry and I are engaged. We will be holding our joint-bridal-shower at the Stillwater Mansion in Idaho Falls on an unknown date (soon to be announced). The wedding date is still undecided as we will have to do some compromising with Skyler (aka Aubry's bitch). Back to the research paper. Her thesis is that medical marijuana should not be legalized. I have learned more about marijuana today than I ever did in D.A.R.E. And now I feel sorry for her. She is over there typing a paper about medical marijuana while I sit here and blog. We may just be working on this until four in the morning. The sad thing is that I truly do miss doing this. Though, it is a bit better when it is someone else's grade on the line. But at the same time it means I am not getting to work on a thesis of my choosing. But I am doing more editing and research which is also less work. Either way I miss this. I love being a nerd. By the way, I have decided I AM against medical marijuana. Dirty basterds are trying to use it as a front for legalizing pot, as one reason that I don't like it. Which is an entirely different debate that I am still divided on. Would be good from an economic standpoint. The procrastination of the research paper is also procrastinating this post. I have been writing it off and on for over an hour now. You would think it would be a better post. But, once again I must disappoint. Oh, and back to the wedding. I had planned on Aubry being my maid-of-honor when I got married. And now that I have been informed of our marriage I am not sure how this is going to work out. I could try to make her my bride and my maid, but that seems complicated. Maybe I will just delegate the position to one of the runner-ups. I'm thinking that will have to be the solution. I don't know if she had planned on me being her maid-of-honor. If so, she will also soon realize this same dilemma. She will probably pass it to her sister. Or Skylar. Maybe that can be part of the compromise.