I Am Not Comfortable With The Unexpected Clown

There is a clown in my living room. I am hiding out upstairs. I am not afraid of clowns but I do not like sititng in a circle with a bunch of five-year-olds looking at a clown doing weird stuff. I find clowns stupid. And not a good stupid. Though, this chick has some talent with the balloons. I usually don't blog unless I have something to say, but I have run out of things to do whilst hiding from clowns and children. And this is just about as intelligent as anything I normally say anyway. I'm getting hungry but the clown is blocking the kitchen. I will probably just wait for the cupcakes. Cupcakes are a good breakfast at 1 in the afternoon no matter what anybody says. I am excited for the new cupcake store. The one that is already there is ok but the new one looks so much more colorful and pretty. I think the clown left so I am done with this. And I am sure we are all thankful.