A Night That Was Only Somewhat Wasted

I went and saw Burlesque tonight. I wasn't a huge fan of it. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't good either. I did like Cher in it. Say what you will about her penis, but she has a good voice and is pretty badass. The movie also taught me a couple of valuable life lessons. 1) Air rights will get you out of a fix. 2) Oppurtunity only knocks for a little while, and while it may seem like you missed the door, you can always open it and yell for the person and they come back. Always conveniently right in time. I should have gone and watched Unstoppable. Though, I did see The Warrior's Way yesterday and I really liked that one, even if Kate Bosworth was in it. Even the old dude trying to sit on me half-way through the movie didn't ruin it.