Monday, December 20, 2010

Beyond the Bucket List

As I was lying in bed the other night I decided that while bucket-lists are good fun and can actually be quite productive, I decided I also needed a post-bucket-list. Or, rather, a list of things I want to do after I am dead. There are a few people I have promised that I will haunt after I die. And that is at the top of my list. It would be great fun to haunt someone. Hide their stuff and watch them search, creep them out at night, if you be a creeper yourself you can watch them whilst they are naked. The typical poltergeist stuff is amusing, but being a horror movie type haunt is just outright fun. I think I will pick my top horror ghosts and draw inspiration for them. Not outright copy, but draw elements from. And as a ghost you can do the random and inexplicable acts you always have the urge to do but cannot. But, as a ghost people are just like "Yeah, they're weird. They do what they do for mysterious reasons we cannot fathom." They don't realize that everyone would do this given the chance. Then of course on my list is the typical travel and discover the mysteries of the universe. However, I can only hope I have more time to expand this list while working on my bucket list. Also, on a side note, Tron was awesome.

2 comments:

  1. I think after death, you will find it hard to do much, what with being buried six feet under. Also, it's sad that it takes you being dead to enjoy watching people naked. Very sad indeed.

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  2. Well, it won't be my body doing this stuff. Therefore the six feet doesn't make much of a difference. Duh. And I enjoy watching people be naked alive. It is just slightly more difficult living. But only with those that you have to catch unawares.

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